Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Alabama?

Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker had a new child recently. The child's name, apparently, is Alabama. As much as we may like Indiana Jones, or as cute as we may find Dakota Fanning (unless she is scaring the bejesus out of Robert DeNiro), the only state names that work as people names are Georgia and Virginia.

*Cue Family Guy reference:*

Junior: Mama, what's wrong with you?
Mama: What's wrong with me? My name is Florida! Florida! That's the name of a state! Why is my name Florida? [Crying] Oh, Lord!
Junior: Dynomite!

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