I Officially Hate Lil' Kim

Okay, so I finally heard Lil' Kim's single the other day, and I thought to myself, "oh wow that sounds a little familiar." So I thought about it some more and played some of the Damian Marley that I have. And sure enough, Lil' Kim bit off of Marley... hard. I mean, so hard that that shit will still be in her teeth when she gets out of prison. Like, it's bad enough she bit the hook, that's common in a rap song. But she bit the melody, rhythm, chord progression, and even does the song in a fake ass Jamaican accent. I mean, wow. What makes it so bad, is that Marley's album came out less than a month ago. Hhhhhhwwwwwwwhat? It just incenses the mind how far folks will go for a single.

You can see the video yourself here.

If you haven't heard Marley's song, you can check it out here ("Welcome to Jamrock" is the name of the track).

I also think it's pretty funny that she bites Missy Elliot's "Gossip Folks" in that video as well.

That's only part of my new-found disgust for this woman. Apparantly, she has beef with 50 Cent because:

“I can’t front. I don’t have a lot of respect for 50 Cent because his music is hardcore ... violent,” said Lil’ Kim. “And I love his music sometimes, but I feel like in his personal life, his real life, he carries that on, and that’s not a great message, you know what I mean? I think he promotes it.”

Apparantly Lil' Kim isn't familiar with irony, because saying that shit right before you go to prison for perjury because you wanted to lie for your violent-ass friends is pretty damn ironic to me.

And I will say nothing of her new found love of heavy layers of Barbie Doll make-up.